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• Shaving is a human art form, Data. Technological perfection can shave too close.
  -- Geordi, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...
• Data: "The captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.
  Guinan: "Really?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Data: "Sir, drop the shields." Riker: "That's suicide, Data.
  Data: "Captain, *drop* the shields." -- "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3...
• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• Is that funny? Is that a joke? -- Data
• If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted.
  -- Data to Geordi, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4...
• Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir? Breaks my heart.
  -- Data and Geordi about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
• What happened to all the people? War? Disease? A dissatisfied customer?
  -- Troi, Worf, Data, and Geordi, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2...
• Ah good, Data, least you're functioning. Fully...Captain.
  -- Picard and Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...