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• Clinton's worst nightmare? The truth!!
• Jello is antimatter.
• Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
• Truth does not matter; perception of truth does.
• I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrevelant.
• To Clinton an enemy is anyone who tells the truth.
• MOLECULE, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter.
  It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter....
• Pathological liar -- see: Bill Clinto