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  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• And since, I never dare to write As funny as I can.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) -- The Height of the Ridiculou...
• I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  -- E. M. Forster, as a small child...
• Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!! Oh wait... I'm a computer, and you're a person.
  It would never work out. Never mind....
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
• You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sound
  I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string....