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• creeping featuritis /kree'ping fee'-chr-i:`t*s/ n. Variant of creeping featurism, with its own spoonerizatio
  `feeping creaturitis'. Some people like to reserve this form for the disease as it actually manifests in software or hardware, as opposed to the lurking general tendency in designers' minds....
• creeping featuritis: /kree'ping fee'-chr-i:`t*s/ n.
  Variant of {creeping featurism}, with its own spoonerizatio...
• Dreading the climax of all human ills, The inflammation of his weekly bills. -- Byro
• ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
  GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
• With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
  -- James Thurbe...
• I don't believe you've met my young friend Ace, an expert in calorification, incineration, carbonization, and inflammation.
  -- Doctor, The Happiness Patrol...
• Arthur, You are a knee biter!!
• Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent.
• No anchovies, please.