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• I won! I won!
• Burns: Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up.
  They barely even won. Smithers: Their cheating was even more rampant than last year, sir....
• Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.
• Last yeer I kudn't spel Progarmmer Now I are won.
• Last yur I kudnt spel modjerater now I are won.
• As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow.
• Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something I saw at the airport .
  .. Now I'm remembering, those giant piles of computer magazines right next to "People" and "Time" in the airport store....