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• Procrastination is the only thing I can seem to find time for.
• I can't seem to find time to procrastinate...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
  -- W.C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee...
• Sorry, but I no longer seem to remember how it was you got here.
• Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding. Home
  Yes, sir. [thinking] Reject the first offer....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.