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• If I say anything interesting, kill me immediately.
• If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
• If I had anything witty to say, I wouldn't put it here.
• I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say. COOLIDGE
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
• Say to the salesman: Do you have anything I would like?
• I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say. -- Calvin Coolidge
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....