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• I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
  .. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
• Lord Percy...it's up to you. Either you can shut up.
  ..or you can have your head cut off. -- Queenie : Chai...
• Good evening, Lord Blackadder. Well, it certainly is _now_... -- Lady Farrow and Edmund : Head
• What say you, Blackadder, I sing a song to keep our spirits up?
  That depends whether you want the slop-bucket over your head or not....
• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
  Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....
• Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
  Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation....
• Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
  ..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
• The foremost cartographers of the land have prepared this for you.
  (Hands Edmund a scroll)...It's a map of the area you'll be traversing (Edmund unrolls i...