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• The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.
• Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe.
  I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen and that is the basic building block of the universe....
• In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. -- G's Third Law There is no magic... -- H's Dictum...
• G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. H's Dictum: There is no magic......
• PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• pray, n: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...