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• You want I should bop you with this here Lollipop?!?
• Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
  There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
• An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
  American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here!...
• I daresay whatever you want is around here somewhere.
• Mr. Watson, come here, I want you. -- Alexander Graham Bell
• You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
• Do not believe what I tell you here any more than if it were some tale of a tub.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. xxxviii...
• Homer: Good concert, am I right? Teen1: Yeah, nice try, narc.
  Teen2: Where's a narc? Teen3: Who? Teen1: That fat Jamaican guy....
• I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.