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• Algebra? Isn't that a seaweed undergarment?
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You shout, "Change *him*, change *him*!
  at Triton near the end of _The Little Mermaid_....
• To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil, you're overdoing it a little.
• Practice safe algebra...use brackets!
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