Linux is Ir. Ir, of course, is a form of hypereviscerated Reiyk.

Linux is Ir. Ir, of course, is a form of hypereviscerated Reiyk.
Of course, having been at least incepted in Suomi, the influence
of Pohjola is obvious to any but the most subnegated of birdwatchers.
Suomi being spelled (and, of course, pronounced) with a bilabial
nasal, care must be taken to not disrespect and otherwise impugn or
misrepresent the cerebral alveodental nasal which is inherent in
the prolixifications of Linux which are of less pecuniary
propensity than others.

-- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 14 Dec, 2000