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• Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
• The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
  -- Drew's Law of Highway Biology...
• When travelling down the freeway, the first bug to hit a clean windshield will always land directly in front of the driver's face.
  Quigley's Law of Highway Driving...
• Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane. -- Law of Life's Highway
• I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.
• The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terro...