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• Having read my previous message, I am sure you going to read SERIAL-HOWTO
  NET HOWTO, PPP HOWTO, TCP/IP Illustrated volume 1 and 3, the Comer book and at least one of Father Christmass Letters, Das Kapital and The Complete Guide to Deflowering Chickens....
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• Ever since I was a young boy, I've hacked the ARPA ne
  From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, Sure sends a mean packet....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
  2. I'm so busy, I just forgot. 3. It didn't appear that important....
• I find a lot of actors are infantile people. It's just so silly what we do half the time.
  Someone said to my daughter, 'Are you gonna be an actress like your mum?...
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• FUCK You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you.
  Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation....
• As you enter the mine a rather burly man approaches you and exclaims, "Great to see someone else stumble into this God (sic) forsaken hole.
  I came here 12 years ago and lost my boat. This mine has the greatest gem hordes ever encountered....