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• bit-paired keyboard n.,obs. (alt. `bit-shift keyboard') A non-standard keyboard layout that seems to have originated with the Teletype ASR-33 and remained common for several years on early computer equipment.
  The ASR-33 was a mechanical device (see EOU), so the only way to generate the character codes from keystrokes was by some physical linkage....
• This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
• bit n. [from the mainstream meaning and `Binary digIT'] 1.
  [techspeak] The unit of information; the amount of information obtained by asking a yes-or-no question for which the two outcomes are equally probable....
• declare foo as pointer to function returning pointer to function returning pointer to array 3 of pointer to function returning pointer to array 4 of array 2 of pointer to pointer to function returning pointer to array 5 of pointer to pointer to char char **(*(**(*(*(*(*(*foo)())())[3])())[4][2])())[5] To turn the above into a ca
  emove the name `foo' and add (): (char **(*(**(*(*(*(*(*)())())[3])())[4][2])())[5])...
• These are the most dangerous and useful defines. They do printk() during * the interrupt processing routine(s)
  o if you manage to get "flooded" by * irq's, start thinking about the "Power off/on" button....
• Brief History Of Linux (#17) If only Gary had been sober When Micro-soft moved to Seattle in 1979
  most of its revenue came from sales of BASIC, a horrible language so dependant on GOTOs that spaghetti looked more orderly than its code did....
• Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph.
  They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had. -- Linus Torvald...
• BASIC /bay'-sic/ n. A programming language, originally designed for Dartmouth's experimental timesharing system in the early 1960
  which for many years was the leading cause of brain damage in proto-hackers....
• The Latest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Bashing Linux As used by Jesse Berst and Fred Moody.
  .. 1. Write a scathing article attacking some facet of Linux and publish it 2....