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• enhancement: n. {Marketroid}-speak for a bug {fix}.
  This abuse of language is a popular and time-tested way to turn incompetence into increased revenue....
• It's not a bug, it's not a feature, it's an ENHANCEMENT.
• feature n. 1. [common] A good property or behavior (as of a program).
  Whether it was intended or not is immaterial. 2....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -- T. John Wendel
• workaround: n. 1. A temporary {kluge} used to bypass, mask, or otherwise avoid a {bug} or {misfeature} in some system.
  Theoretically, workarounds are always replaced by {fix}e...
• Add a feature... Add a bug...
• That's not a bug! it's a Free Enhanced Feature!
• That's not a bug! it's an undocumented feature!