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• voice-net: n. Hackish way of referring to the telephone system, analogizing it to a digital network.
  USENET {sig block}s not uncommonly include the sender's phone next to a "Voice...
• paper-net n. Hackish way of referring to the postal service, analogizing it to a very slow, low-reliability network.
  Usenet sig blocks sometimes include a "Paper-Ne...
• paper-net: n. Hackish way of referring to the postal service, analogizing it to a very slow, low-reliability network.
  USENET {sig block}s sometimes include a "Paper-Ne...
• email: /ee'mayl/ (also written `e-mail') 1. n. Electronic mail automatically passed through computer networks and/or via modems over common-carrier lines.
  Contrast {snail-mail}, {paper-net}, {voice-net}....
• email /ee'mayl/ (also written `e-mail' and `E-mail') 1.
  . Electronic mail automatically passed through computer networks and/or via modems over common-carrier lines....
• pain in the net n. A flamer.
• boink /boynk/ [Usenet: variously ascribed to the TV series "Cheers" "Moonlighting", and "Soap"] 1.
  v. To have sex with; compare bounce, sense 3. (This is mainstream slang....
• How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?