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• ick-list features: [Acorn Computers] n. Features in software or hardware that customers insist on but never use (calculators in desktop TSRs and that sort of thing).
  The American equivalent would be `checklist features', but this jargon sense of the phrase has not been reported....
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• wish list n. A list of desired features or bug fixes that probably won't get done for a long time
  usually because the person responsible for the code is too busy or can't think of a clean way to do it....
• A lot of software developers are seduced by the old "80/20" rule.
  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• Commonwealth Hackish n. Hacker jargon as spoken in English outside the U.
  S., esp. in the British Commonwealth. It is reported that Commonwealth speakers are more likely to pronounce truncations like `char' and `soc', etc....
• Ada n. A Pascal-descended language that has been made mandatory for Department of Defense software projects by the Pentagon.
  Hackers are nearly unanimous in observing that, technically, it is precisely what one might expect given that kind of endorsement by fia...
• Ada:: n. A {{Pascal}}-descended language that has been made mandatory for Department of Defense software projects by the Pentagon.
  Hackers are nearly unanimous in observing that, technically, it is precisely what one might expect given that kind of endorsement by fia...
• wish list: n. A list of desired features or bug fixes that probably won't get done for a long time
  usually because the person responsible for the code is too busy or can't think of a clean way to do it....
• Life has a lot of undocumented features!