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• helfware: /shelfweir/ n. Software purchased on a whim (by an individual user) or in accordance with policy (by a corporation or government agency)
  but not actually required for any particular use....
• Big Gray Wall n. What faces a VMS user searching for documentation.
  A full VMS kit comes on a pallet, the documentation taking up around 15 feet of shelf space before the addition of layered products such as compilers, databases, multivendor networking, and programming tools....
• There is no warranty of merchantability nor any warranty of fitness for a particular purpose nor any other warranty
  either express or implied, on the accuracy of the enclosed materials or their suitability for any particular purpose....
• Big Gray Wall: n. What faces a {VMS} user searching for documentation.
  A full VMS kit comes on a pallet, the documentation taking up around 15 feet of shelf space before the addition of layered products such as compilers, databases, multivendor networking, and programming tools....
• Any decision-whether made by government, by a corporation, or by an individual person-must take into account future conditions more than present conditions.
• vaporware /vay'pr-weir/ n. Products announced far in advance of any release (which may or may not actually take place).
  See also brochureware....
• pamblock /spam'blok/ n. [poss. by analogy to sunblock] Text inserted in an email address to render it invalid and thus useless to spammers.
  For example, the address `jrandom@hacker.org' might be transformed to `jrandom@NOSPAM....
• hovelware: /shuh'v*l-weir`/ n. Extra software dumped onto a CD-ROM or tape to fill up the remaining space on the medium after the software distribution it's intended to carry
  but not integrated with the distribution. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
  But don't get too excited; they aren't going to replace them with Linux....