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• Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
  It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
• Bart: Cool. [picks up what's left of the comet] Lisa
  We're saved! Everyone: Yay! Selma: Sure makes you appreciate the preciousness of life....
• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....
• Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
  Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter....
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Lisa: I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've actually picketed against burned up the comet.
  Bart: But what's really amazing, is that this is _exactly_ what Dad said would happen....
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...