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• The following is a letter to the editor of the Atticus City newspaper.
  "Former Mayor Durant owes an apology to the city of Atticus....
• The following appeared in a memorandum written by the vice president of Nature's Way, a chain of stores selling health food and other health-related products.
  "Previous experience has shown that our stores are most profitable in areas where residents are highly concerned with leading healthy lives....
• Missouri Town Changes Name to 'Linux' LINUX, MO -- The small Missouri town of Linn, county seat of Osage County, announced yesterday that it will be henceforth called 'Linux'.
  Mayor Bob Farrow said, "Linn needed something to put it on the map....
• The following appeared in the letter to an editor of a Myrian newspaper.
  "Under Governor Winslow's leadership over the past four years, Myria has enjoyed unprecedented prosperity....
• The following is a letter to the editor of the Roseville Gazette.
  "Despite opposition from some residents of West Roseville, the arguments in favor of merging the townships of Roseville and West Roseville are overwhelming....
• In yet another effort to clean up New York City the mayor urged the City Council to pass legislation that would require alternate side of the street urinating.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• The following appeared in the editorial section of Monroetown's local newspaper.
  "Mayor Brown was recently re-elected by a clear majority of 52 percent of Monroetown's voters....
• The following appeared in a memo from the mayor of the town of West Egg.
  "Two years ago, our consultants predicted that West Egg's landfill, which is used for garbage disposal, would be completely filled within five years....
• I can see the time when every city will have one.
  -- An American mayor's reaction to the news of the invention of the telephone...