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  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
• Four people attack you with screwdrivers, you have a gun, they're supposed to die.
  That's not racism. That's Darwin. -- Chip Flatow...
• TAPE, MAGNETIC A form of storage, tape was especially developed to make it easy to record and re-record valuable images, sounds or data, onto it.
  The tape can then be played back at will, before suddenly getting caught in the heads of your tape deck one day and consequently losing all the valuable images, sounds and/or data....
• I buy newspapers to make money to buy more newspapers to make money.
  As for editorial content, that's the stuff you separate ads with....
• What would a Chtorran get if it ate Congress? The President's personal thanks.
• He is running for Congress ... Do you know why he will be elected?
  Because all the gun owners will vote for him. Why will they vote for him?...
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. -- Aristotle