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• Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
  you're crazy. -- Drillers to Edwin Drake, geologist, 1859...
• Machinists drill often.
• A conference of Polish economists was convened. It's object was to try to find a way of increasing the value of the zloty.
  One delegate suggested that they drill four holes in them and sell them as buttons....
• Her dentist went deaf from the drill's echoes.
• What is this, a Chinese fire drill? -- Sun Tzu
• You may be redneck... if you get your oil changed by your barber.
• Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil!
• Heh, heh. You betcha. -- Newton Ames (on behalf of the Monolithic Oil Co