A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies,

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research
reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy
cookies like you make." --Response to Debbi Fields' idea of
starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.

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