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Computer Room Being Moved. Our Systems Are Down For The Weekend.
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Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.
Related:
Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.
PDLD: Power Down and Lock Door [to computer room]
The only thing faster than the computer is the weekend.
Down-Nesting: The tendency of parents to move to small, guest-room-free houses after children have moved away so as to avoid children aged 20 to 30 who boomeranged home.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Systems go down on their hackers.
A man's computer room is his castle.
The fault lies not with our technologies but with our systems. LEVIAN
Please stand by... the computer is down.
Agoraphobia the claustrophobic man got sick of his small room, so he moved into his closet.
