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• Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.
• If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
• As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
• An earthquake is Mother Nature's "silent" pager going off.
• OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar.
• Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
  Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
• I hear music!
• A rolling stone plays loud rock music.
• Some knocking is heard from the ceiling] Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
  Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor....