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• Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
• The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.
• Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket. EOF
• ude adj. Said of machines delivered without an operating system (compare bare metal).
  We ordered 50 systems, but they all arrived nude, so we had to spend a an extra weekend with the installation disks....
• ude: adj. Said of machines delivered without an operating system (compare {bare metal}).
  We ordered 50 systems, but they all arrived nude, so we had to spend a an extra weekend with the installation tapes....
• home machine n. 1. Syn. home box. 2. The machine that receives your email.
  These senses might be distinct, for example, for a hacker who owns one computer at home, but reads email at work....
• home machine: n. 1. Syn. {home box}. 2. The machine that receives your email.
  These senses might be distinct, for example, for a hacker who owns one computer at home, but reads email at work....
• I grew up on a big farm. Last time I was home visiting my folks I delivered a calf.
  I tell ya, I feel so much thinner now. -- Henriette Mantel...