ONLY IN AMERICA:

Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke. !

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns inpackages of
eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.