Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.
Sign at a muffler shop: "No muff too tough for us!
Sign at a garden shop: "We now have kricket krap!
Sign on a government issue car: "Fulton county disaster coordinator.
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted....
Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps.
If your life isn't...worth anything - gas is!...
Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser.
The ninth one just left....
Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstai
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening.
Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!