If You Drink, Don't Drive. Play Par-3 Courses.
If you drink, don't drive. Play par-3 courses.
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.
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Don't drink and drive. You may hit a bump and spill it!
Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven, God and Jesus went down to earth to play some golf.
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