I Gave Her The Ring - She Gave Me The Finger....
I gave her the ring - she gave me the finger....
I gave at the office.
A woman went to visit her therapist. As they were talking, the therapist noticed she had a chipped tooth.
How did that happen?" asked the therapist. "Do you remember that vibrator you gave me?...
A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was passing a great deal of gas.
She told the doctor, "It doesn't make any noise or odor, but it's very embarrassing because I entertain a lot, and I know I'm doing it"....
A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
Man A: So how was your honeymoon? Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up, I forgot and said to my wife "You are wonderful, here is $
100". Man A: It is not that bad, she might not know that you thought her as a hooker....
My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
The man says to his wife: "We won't make it through this month without some additional money.
The wife says nothing. Two days after she says to him...
I pulled the finger...and she sank...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....