God Created Women Because Sheep Can't Cook.
God created women because sheep can't cook.
Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.
Q: Why did God create man? A: Because you can't teach a dildo to cut the lawn.
Q: Why did create woman? A: Because you can't teach a sheep to cook....
Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
Q: What's another reason God created the orgasm? A
Because he couldn't wait for the second coming....
Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
Unknown What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this.
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** Why do men like smart women? ....Opposites attract....