Eat, Drink ... Be Fat And Drunk ...
Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ...
Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow...
Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.
Not drunk is he who from the floor, Can rise alone and still drink more.
But drunk is he who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise!...
Q: What are the three things homosexuals like most? A: To eat, drink, and be Mary.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may go offline
Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
Seen in a laboratory at the Department of Computer Science in Lyngby, Denmark
Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people....