Old Age = You + 20 Years.
Old age = you + 20 years.
Careful what you wish for... God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule.
You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back....
There were these three old guys sitting around at a rest home, discussing their health.
The first guy, 70 years old, said, "I just wish I was still able to take a good piss....
Age is only a matter of years??
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old age is not for sissies...
You know your getting old when. . . ** There are three signs of old age.
The first is your loss of memory, and the other two I forget....
Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.