..with This Pain In All The Diodes Down My...
..with this pain in all the diodes down my...
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
What's another def of pain?? Sliding down the CN tower with razor blades strapped to your butt and then landing in a bowl of iodine!
This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....
THE DEFINITION OF EGO An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out of reach....
ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests....
The Gang A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering....
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it....