Never Argue With A Woman When She's Tired Or Rested.
Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.
Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp!
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
Never argue with someoneoneone holding a Bazooka!
Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.
Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
Trooper: "Hey, lady, he was doing 75, right?&quo
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not to argue with him when he's drunk!...
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Real Reasons Connie Chung is Leaving CBS 10. Never got comfortable with the rule about she and Dan showering together 9.
During newscasts, kept mistakenly calling Bill Clinton "Jed Clampett" 8....