MIXED Emotions Is When Your Kid Gets An "A" Is Sex Class.
MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.
A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
Sayings According To First Graders A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest....
Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...
How about Do you know what a man who can completely satisfy a woman has for breakfast?
Well, I had bacon eggss.... Hey, why's it smell like fish around here?...
It's cute when a two-year old kid spits jello at you - It's not cute when your 98-year old great-grandmother spits jello at you .
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
Proverbs A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.
She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest....
Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life RED Tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable....