I Got A Motie In My Eye.
I got a Motie in my eye.
Steve Wright: I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify"....
Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
My Computer Now Has A Spell Check... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly Marx four my revue Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
Eye strike quay and type a word. And weight four it two say Weather I eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh....
A sailor walks into a bar with a wooden leg, hook hand and an eye patch over his eye.
He and the barman starts to talk: Barman: "What happened to you?...
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh....
Unknown Three friends always wanted to play golf on Saturday afternoon but couldn't because of their wives.
One day, after many years, they finally manage to get together for a Saturday game....