You Know You're Dieting When Postage Stamps Taste Good.
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
If it taste good, spit it out, it's bad for you.
What do you want? Good Graphics or Good Taste.
The next thing you know, instead of issuing stamps, they're just going slap a little glue on the backs of dollar bills .
Why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it?
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
377. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
A 5-year-old Lebanese girl, Re Mi Bendaly, is gaining fame singing anti-war ballads.
It's what you get when you ask, "Want to make some dough, Re Mi?...
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.