Women Fake Orgasm, Men Fake Foreplay.
Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
Facts About Women ** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out....
Did you know there are four different types of orgasms?
They are: The positive orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yesss, OH YESSSS!...
Fake it till you make it.
File not found. Fake it? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
Q:" How many jazz musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
"A:" No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it....