We Asked For A Few Good Men And Look At What We Got.
We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
Look, Elephant! We ain't got a hull no more!
It's Good to be Woman! ** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
What will we do for money to live on?" she asked.
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics....
POLITICAL SPEECH OF A LADY DELEGATE TO A NATIONAL POLITICAL CONVENTION Dear Lady Delegate
We must have what the men have. It may not be very long, But we mean to have it....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
WOMEN'S BRAINS COST LESS... The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant....
Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....