This Is NOT Burger King. You Do Not Get It YOUR Way.
This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
Ways to Commemorate the 20th Anniversary of Elvis Presley's Death 15> Have the King exhumed, breaded, deep-fried & reburied.
14> For crying out loud, he's NOT DEAD! How many 7-11 sightings does it take to CONVINCE you people?...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About half way.
King John and King Paul had been at war for years, and King Paul was getting tired of it.
He decided to make peace between himself and King John....
THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Horn broken, watch for finger. Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton....
Do you ever get the feeling that the computer is pushing YOUR button?
They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
Perry Brando? Q. What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer?
A. You get an offer you can't understand. Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio To subscribe to the "HumourNet" mailing list, send the following command to "listproc@csf....
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etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community....
If swimming is good for your figure, Why do whales look the way they do?