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- This does not compute....Ctl+Alt+Del
- Compute Safe! Use McAfee!
- Sometimes I just want to compute...
- Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation
function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?

A: That's the Law of Spline Demand.... - Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?

A: Because he left a residue at every pole. Q... - Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?... - The upgrade path to the most powerful and satisfying compute

* Pocket calculator * Commodore Pet / Apple II / TRS 80 / Commodore 64 / Timex Sinclair (Choose any of the above) * IBM PC * Apple Macintosh * Fastest workstation of the time (HP, DEC, IBM, SGI... - Does bouncing count?
- I HATE it when it does that!