And That's A Wrap!
And that's a wrap!
Captain Condom says: "Wrap that Rascal".
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
Wrap that rascal -- Use write protect tabs.
Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
Wrap both arms around yourself & call it a HUG from me
Q: Why should you wrap your pet hamster in electrical tape?
A: So it won't explode when you fuck it....
Q: How was Helen Keller punished by her parents? A: They put Saran-wrap over the toile
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.