Striking Unions, Note: Bankruptcy Is Also A Closed Shop!
Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop!
Close cover before striking.
I know this couple who owns a flower shop. One day, shortly after the shop closed, the husband brought a shapely young hooker to the shop.
The wife walked in unexpectedly, as she had forgotten something....
$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
$$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Q:" How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me!...
A closed mouth catches no feet.