What Do You Get When You Cross An African-American With A Japanese?
What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey.
Hear about the man who was half Japanese and half Negro?
Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey!...
Did you know that 85% of all Japanese men have Cataracts?
The rest drive Rincolns and Chevlorets. What is a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?...
What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a boy scout?
Someone who likes to pitch tents....
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
A computer that never goes down on you....
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!...
What do you call an African-American woman's tits? Jigaboobs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....