Tarzan: "What Name?" Jane: "Jane." Tarzan: "What Whole Name?" Jane: "Cunt.
Tarzan: "What name?"
Tarzan: "What whole name?"
Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?...
There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes.
It's a 22-cent stamp -- unless you want to lick it....
Tarzan was swinging through the jungle. He swooped down into a clearing and where a beautiful girl was standing.
Me Tarzan! Who you?" he grunted. "Jane," the beautiful girl cooed....
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were jewish, what would cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Kiwi's what does that make Cheeta? A: Smarter than the pair of them.
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat. Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?...
Q: What's the difference between Dan Quayle and Jane Fonda? A: Fonda spent more time in 'Nam.
One year at halloween the governor of Illinois was giving a costume party.
all the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were....