What's The Only Thing Used Sanitary Napkins Are Good For? Tea Bags For Vampires.
What's the only thing used sanitary napkins are good for?
Tea bags for vampires.
Good tea. --Nice house.
Back in my graduate days, I used to bring my lunch to school which consisted of a sandwich and usually a hard boiled egg.
I kept a small jar of salt in my desk for the eggs....
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?...
The root of all evil makes a pretty good tea.
What are lawyers good for? They make used car salesmen look good.
But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing fucked up by a period.
One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
Whooee da Whoee! This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend.
He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on....