If Tarzan And Jane Were Puerto Rican, What Would Cheetah Be? Pregnant.
If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were jewish, what would cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat. Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?...
Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?...
Tarzan: "What name?" Jane: "Jane." Tarzan: "What whole name?" Jane: "Cunt.
What's a Puerto Rican limousine? A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes.
It's a 22-cent stamp -- unless you want to lick it....
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Kiwi's what does that make Cheeta? A: Smarter than the pair of them.
This couple was crossing the desert with a camel.
The lady was pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped by an Israeli patrol....
What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....