Hear About The JAP Who Asked Her Father For Fifty Dollars To Do Shopping?
Hear about the JAP who asked her father for fifty dollars to do shopping?
"Forty dollars," He screamed, "what are you gonna do with thirty dollars?"
A man approached a stunning blonde at a party. After introducing himself and engaging in some friendly conversation, he asked her, "Would you be willing to sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?
The woman was taken aback by the question, but after a few minutes' thought replied, "Yes, I think I would....
HE: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd return it....
They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
This big time salesman went to several conferences a year.
Every time he would take a $1000.00 bill with him....
HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...
Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
genie Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it....
Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....